Don't Play Games
I sure wish some preacher would of told me. I sure wish some preacher would of ripped my hide off back when I was a teenager and explain the danger of what video games do to you.
But none of them ever did.
- Bryan, former video game addict
Don't suffer the weight of regret like Bryan.
DON'T PLAY GAMES
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Voices in order of appearance
- Bryan The Born Again Barbarian
- Stephen Dollins - The Prophecy Club
- Phil Arms, pastor of Life Reach Ministries
Shout out to Chiptone, I use it for almost all my audio!
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Demoed with the DUDs as part of Nov 25 Late Night Art.
Thanks for all the peer pressure and play testing <3
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the pong was fun
haven't heard satanic pokemon in a long time
Is it possible that the man preaching might be the loser? NO! VIDEO GAMES ARE THE WORST! THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME FROM MY EVIL GAMES
is this serious cause this WHOLE THING is a game
I hit ESC on accident moving something on my desk and everything just. stopped working :(
Looks like Esc is mapped to quit which is a hold over from the downloadable version!
Thanks for the feedback and for (trying) to play !! I'll patch it sometime later today 🙂
Edit : Fixed 🫡
Reminds me of There Is No Game at first
This Is Just a Conspiracy Theory at This Point.
As a trans guy who played videogames in order to become a real man, I feel lied to. I will begin fishing and hiking then. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
love that you included the pokemon is satanic rant
it was the match that lit the flame 🔥
where is the sss on kadabra? how can you even see sss in that pixel art?
If you squint with your left eye and rotate its sprite 666 degrees you’ll see the red sizzle lines on its stomach are definitely SSS
666 degrees is just 306 degrees
what if that was a terror game of playing that game in 3 am
i'm glad that games don't make me a real man, since i'm a woman to being with
amen 😌
Don't play games?! TOO BAD! JUST DID!
(Really like how you made a point by arguing badly in the other direction.)
Glad you enjoyed playing it enough to risk your **eternal life** >=)
Immediately after I finished this, my wife informed me she wished I was the kind of man who would take her hiking.
Thank you for running the warning!! ⚠️🫡
Hope it helps you become a **real man**